Grapefruit and eye patches

The latest text conversation between my love and I about my woes with delicious-but-dangerous grapefruit and his constant willingness to put up with my particular brand of crazy.

Me: I just squirted grapefruit juice in my eye

Him: Going to amputate?

Me: Yes. Can you pick me up an eye patch on the way home? A cute one, please, that will go nicely with a variety of outfits and not clash with my hair

Him: Smiley face on it?

Me: I’m not 12!! Maybe you could find one with One Direction on it though…

Him: Certainly

I sure do love that Blue Eyed sweetheart of mine.

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